Here at Gramps' Place, we share very funny and sometimes pretty lame jokes, interesting, motivational or educational stories, fun facts and also tips on how to stay healthy.

In class one day, Mr Johnson pulled little Johnny over to his desk after a test.

He said, "Johnny, I have a feeling that you have been cheating in your tests."

Johnny was astounded and asked Mr Johnson to prove it.

"Well, I was looking over your test and the question was, "Who was our first president?". And Mary, the little girl next to you put 'George Washington' and so did you."

"So? Everyone knows that."

"Well, the next question was 'Who freed the slaves?' Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so did you."

"I remembered that," said Johnny.

"The next question was 'Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?' Mary put 'Don't know' and you put 'Me neither'."



Three young boys were trying to figure out whose dad was the fastest.

Said the first, "My dad is so fast, he can shoot an arrow, run after it and catch it in his bare hands."

Said the second, "My dad is even faster. He can shoot a gun, run after the bullet and catch it in his bare hands."

Said the third, "My dad is the fastest. He gets off work at 5pm and he's home by 4.30pm."


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