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Here at Gramps' Place, we share very funny and sometimes pretty lame jokes, interesting, motivational or educational stories, fun facts and also tips
on how to stay healthy.
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Sunday, July 23, 2006
Joke: Want a Laugh, Read This
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Always try to be modest! And be damn proud of it!
Attempt to get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Technorati tags:humor, funny, laugh
posted by sc @
11:46 am
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