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Monday, April 09, 2007
Joke: Random Jokes, Have A Laugh

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Guy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Doc: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doc: They are for you.

God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and pasted on the apple tray "Take only one. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

One early morning, a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM: "Oh! That's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON: "Give me two good reasons why I should go to school?"
MOM: "One, you are fifty-two years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school."

What are the three fastest ways of communication?
1. Tele-phone
2. Tele-vision
3. Tell-a-woman
You still want faster?
Tell her not to tell anyone. =x

A man is dying of cancer. His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS?" He replied, "So when I'm dead no one will dare to touch your mom!"

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posted by sc @ 5:00 pm |

Saturday, April 07, 2007
Joke: Typo Error Can Be Serious...

I commit many typo errors in my emails, much due to the urge of getting them out as fast as possible and sometimes due to my poor English.

However, we should all be mindful that typo errors can be very serious sometimes, or example:

1. A daughter sent a telegram to her parents on passing her B.Ed (Bachelor of Education) examinations: "Dear Pa and Ma, your daughter has been sucessful in BED!"

2. A husband, while on a business trip to a resort station sent an email message to his wife, "I wish you were here."

The message received by the wife was, "I wish you were her."

3. A man wanted to celebrate his wife's birthday by throwing a party. So he phoned to order an expensive birthday cake. The salesman over the phone asked what message he wanted to put on the cake.

He thought or a moment and said, "OK. Put this sentence. 'Getting older but you are getting better.'" The salesman asked, "How do you want me to position on the cake?"

The man said, "Well..put 'You are getting older' at the top and 'but you are getting better' at the bottom."

When the cake was unveiled at the party, all the guests saw the message on the cake as "You are getting better at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom"

posted by sc @ 3:47 pm |

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