HARD DISK GIRLS: She remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM GIRLS: She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS: everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER GIRLS: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
INTERNET GIRLS: Difficult to access
SERVER GIRLS: Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS: She make horrible thing look beautiful
CD-ROM GIRLS: She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL GIRLS: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
VIRUS GIRLS: Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstallher you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you willlose everything...
A wise old man retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began.
The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trash can they encountered.
The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action.
The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that. In fact, I used to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I'll give you each a dollar if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing." The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trashcans.
After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again, but this time he had a sad smile on his face. "This recession's really putting a big dent in my income," he told them. "From now on, I'll only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans."
The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they accepted his offer and they continued their afternoon ruckus. A few days later, the wily retiree approached them again as they drummed their way down the street.
"Look," he said, "I haven't received my Social Security check yet, so I'm not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be okay?"
"A lousy quarter?" the drum leader exclaimed. "If you think we're going to waste our time, beating these cans around for a quarter, you're nuts! No way, mister. We quit!" And the old man enjoyed peace and serenity for the rest of his days.
Monday, September 10, 2007
Miscellaneous: How To Remove Stuck Cork in Bottle
Hi all, just to reassure you guys that I wasn't kidnapped... Thanks Erica for your concern.. lol... been just rather stressed out by my studies and there wasn't many interesting emails I received which I thought worth sharing and thus, I went MIA for quite a while. Well, here's a rather interesting video teaching us how to remove a stuck cork in a wine bottle.. Check it out =P - Espen