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Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Joke: Beggars

Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars in London. Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day. Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day.

Ahmed says, 'Look at your sign - It says, 'I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.' Britons who see that do not feel as if they have accomplished anything by giving you money. You will still have no job and a large family. Now look at my sign.'

So Hamid looks at Ahmed's sign which reads, I only need another £10 to go back to Pakistan. ' !!

posted by sc @ 1:33 pm |

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