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Sunday, January 15, 2006
Miscellaneous: Time

To realise the value of a sister:
Ask someone Who doesn't have one.

To realise the value of ten years:
Ask a newly divorced couple.

To realise the value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realise the value of one year:
Ask a student who has failed a final exam.

To realise the value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still-born.

To realise the value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.

To realise the value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realise the value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.

To realise the value of one minute:
Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realise the value of one second:
Ask a person who has survived an accident.

To realise the value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics.

Time waits for no one. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special.

posted by sc @ 7:24 pm |

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