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Joke: Definitions
Smile - a curve that can set a lot of things straight
Rumour - news that travels at the speed of sound
Dictionary - the only place where divorce comes before marriage
College - a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing
Ecstasy - a feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
Office - a place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife
Yawn(zzz) - the only time some married men ever get to open their mouth
Etc. - a sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Committee - individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
Classic - a book which people praise, but do not read
Marriage - it's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's
Worry - interest paid on trouble before it falls due
Experience - the name men give to their mistakes
Tears - the hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power
Atom Bomb - an invention to end all inventions
Philosopher - a fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
Diplomat - a person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
Optimist - a person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
Pessimist - a person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
Miser - a person who lives poor so that he can die rich
Father - a banker provided by nature
Criminal - a guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught
Boss - someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Politician - one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after
Doctor - a person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills
