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Sunday, February 26, 2006
Joke: X-files Drinking Game

Here's the deal: Every time an event occurs, take the assigned amount of drinks from a beverage of your choice.


  • 1 SIP
  • Every time Scully is examining internal organs of a corpse.
  • Every time Mulder or Scully gets a call on the cellular phone that ISN'T their partner.
  • Every time a flashlight that is so bright it must require a car battery and is used in a totally dark room.
  • If Mulder mentions that something could be paranormal and another character thinks he's joking.
  • If Mulder just happens to know some obscure case reference or fact that just happens to be similar to the case that they are working on.
  • Anytime Mulder decides it would be fun to go into a dark place alone.
  • Any time Scully brings up some political/scientific fact.
  • Any time when Mulder and Scully split up and Scully goes somewhere on a wild goose chase, so that she misses the whole thing and doesn't believe Mulder when he tells her about it.


  • 2 SIPS
  • Every time a mysterious character shows up at the end of an episode to keep Mulder from learning the truth/to save their lives.
  • Every time someone knows about Mulder's sister, but won't tell him about it.
  • If a computer does something computers don't do.
  • If you see the numbers 11/21, which correspond to the birthday of Chris Carter's wife.
  • Whenever Mulder is called by his first name.
  • Every time Cancer Man lights a cigarette.
  • Every time Mulder mentions his sister's abduction.
  • Whenever Mulder eats sunflower seeds.


  • 3 SIPS
  • Whenever Mulder is called "Spooky Mulder."
  • Every time Deep Throat or Mr. X is summoned.
  • If Mulder and Scully get into a fight.


  • 4 SIPS
  • If a UFO appears in Scully's presence.
  • Whenever someone gets sick during an autopsy.
  • If Scully decides it would be fun to go in a dark place alone.


  • Event requiring special action:
  • Mulder and Scully get romantically involved: Drown yourself in your drink
  • The case is completely solved with no unanswered questions and it ends up that the ghost haunting the house is a guy with a mask trying to decrease the property values and Scooby Doo and the gang end up helping out at the end: Same Action.



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