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Joke: Pun Fun on Professions
Read each of the following with the prefix I could have been...
I could've been...
A banker
But I was penny wise and pound foolish.
A doctor
But I didn't have time to practice.
A guitarist
But I preferred a job with no strings attached.
An ice-cream vendor
But I lost my cool.
An archeologist
But, I didn't want my career in ruins.
An athlete
But, there were too many hurdles.
A billiard player
But, nobody gave me a break.
A carpenter
But, I shelved the idea.
A chauffer
But, I didn't have the drive.
A comedian
But, my friends laughed at the idea.
A detective
But, nobody gave me a clue to get started.
A doctor
But, I got sick of it.
An Egyptologist
But, mummy objected.
A farmer
But, it wasn't my field.
A historian
But, I let bygones be bygones.
A juggler
But, things got out of hand.
A juggler
But, I dropped the idea.
A lawyer
But, that didn't appeal to me.
A lexicographer
But, I am a man of few words.
A librarian
But, they were fully booked.
A magazine editor
But, I didn't want to make an issue out of it.
A mathematician
But, I had too many problems.
A money lender
But, I lost interest in it.
A nuclear scientist
But, I didn't have the energy.
A shopkeeper
But, fate had something else in store.
A skipper
But, I missed the boat.
A sprinter
But, I was on the wrong track.
A swimmer
But, I had a stroke.
