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Joke: Clever Woman
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to.'' The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM-- she's the most beautiful woman in the world.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM--she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack.
Don't mess with clever women.
