Look up your birthday and see what kind of pest you are!
Jan 01 - 09: Ass
Jan 10 - 24: Slug
Jan 25 - 31: Cockroach
Feb 01 - 05: Parasite
Feb 06 - 14: Bullfrog
Feb 15 - 21: Skunk
Feb 22 - 28: Snake
Mar 01 - 12: Ape
Mar 13 - 15: Cockroach
Mar 16 - 23: Slug
Mar 24 - 31: Parasite
Apr 01 - 03: Ass
Apr 04 - 14: Snake
Apr 15 - 26: Slug
Apr 27 - 30: Skunk
May 01 - 13: Slug
May 14 - 21: Bullfrog
May 22 - 31: Cockroach
June 01 - 03: Slug
June 04 - 14: Skunk
June 15 - 24: Ape
June 25 - 30: Parasite
July 01 - 09: Slug
July 10 - 15: Ass
July 16 - 26: Bullfrog
July 27 - 31: Parasite
Aug 01 - 15: Ape
Aug 16 - 25: Slug
Aug 26 - 31: Skunk
Sep 01 - 14: Bullfrog
Sep 15 - 27: Parasite
Sep 28 - 30: Ass
Oct 01 - 15: Ape
Oct 16 - 27: Skunk
Oct 28 - 31: Snake
Nov 01 - 16: Cockroach
Nov 17 - 30: Parasite
Dec 01 - 16: Ass
Dec 17 - 25: Ape
Dec 26 - 31: Bullfrog
If you are an Ass: A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality-personified.
If you are a Slug: Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!
If you are a Cockroach: Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!! Well, well... hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful...
If you are a Skunk: You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it ack in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what the best trait of you guys remain.
If you are a Bullfrog: You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can every encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love...
If you are a Snake: You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmostphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.
If you are an Ape: Very impatient and hyper!! You want things to be done as quickly as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique.. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, our sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!
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